Lehigh University biochemistry professor to speak on behalf of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Lehigh University biochemistry professor Michael Behe is scheduled to testify Monday Oct. 17, 2005 in a landmark trial in Harrisburg that will determine whether a school district can insert a reference to intelligent design in its biology curriculum. Unfortunately, the Professor rolled a '1' on Charisma so he will have to wear that shirt when he testitifes. Let's hope for our sake he has a +3 voice of influence under his enchanted Cloak of Persuasion. (AP Photo/Rick Smith)