I've got a million of 'em! Well...maybe just 3.
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. Oh, come on! You should get that one, it's about how your wives are fake and materialistic.
Alright, how about this then; why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it is 20% off! What? That's a great joke! You need to be a little less serious and learn to take a joke once in a while.
Last one, and then I'll pass the mic to our M.C. Cheapass over here; why does a married J.A.P. close her eyes whilst she’s making love? Because she can’t stand to see her husband enjoying himself! G'night everybody!
Vie do dey alvays hav ta put me next ta da ones dat bomb? Oi!
posted by Nealobus at
11/15/2005 09:44:00 AM
3 Comments:
LOL...I liked those. They were very funny. =)
That's not funny at all. Do you know how many Jew were killed in the Holocaust? It's that kind of attitude that led to all those deaths. You probably have man boobs. Asshole.
I purposely stayed away from the holocaust jokes that she told because I thought they were off-color too. But to attack me by saying that I have man boobs? You sir are one pussy hair away from being turned into a potholder.
And they are called Boy-Bumps, thank you very much!
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