Friday, August 05, 2005

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

I am in the process of a redesign...Please stand by.



Due to the fact that many of the finer, more reputable internet sites refuse to link to a blog, I am working on a site redesign for NealBauer.com. I will be back shortly as soon as Edward gets back to her desk and stops screwing around with Ein.

By the way, you will watch Cowboy BeBop, and you will like it.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

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Term: Intelligent Design
Function: noun
1: the assertion which states that certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by positing an intelligent designer (read: God).
2: "To replace materialistic explanations with the theistic understanding that nature and human beings are created by God."

My problem with Intelligent Design (ID) is not that it might provide a way for religion (voo doo) to weave it's way into science (science), but that Intelligent Design's (ID's) underlying premise proves that God is evil. Christians should be outraged by what ID proposes, instead they see this as a victory and validation for their beliefs.


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In a nutshell: ID's description states that only 'certain features' of the universe can be applied and this theory provides no account or explanation for purposelessness in nature (dysteleology) which is witnessed in the existence of vestigial parts (eg: human organs). 'Certain features,' is the first red light (for obvious reasons), but ID's explanation of pathogens, microbes, and viruses makes God Himself, and not man's sin, the author of evil.


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Last month, there was a Creationism Mega Conference (no shit, there actually was), which brought together 'the world’s greatest minds in creation to equip people to defend their faith.' It also yeilded this lovely quote:

"Once you have God intervening in the world to tinker with his design to bring good things, he is also responsible for all the bad things. It's inescapable. But the ID folks are running around pretending to be scientists. The second they talk about natural history being influenced by human sin is the day they blow their cover. But this leaves them with no effective answer at all. Usually they just argue lamely that what we perceive as bad design might actually have some hidden purpose. Sorry guys. No one's buying that."
- Jason Rosenhouse: Author of 'The Panda's Thumb'



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So after all of this explanation and citation, what's my point? Well I'll tells ya. This week there has been some discussion about having schools discuss "intelligent design" alongside evolution when teaching students about the creation of life. Christian conservatives have been pushing for the teaching of intelligent design in public schools not understanding the full breadth of the damage it could do to their own childrens' belief structure. The last thing these radical Christians need is to have their own kids questioning even more, and that's excactly what will happen.


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This debate will only work to divide our fractured education system even more and turn Christian against Christian and, trust me, that's exactly what them stinkin' sword-wieldin' Arabs want.
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