tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-114992432010-05-09T22:13:33.244-07:00The Penalty BoxYou sit for two minutes...then you feel shame.Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.comBlogger325125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1171401974459184242007-02-13T13:26:00.000-08:002007-02-13T13:26:14.556-08:00Happy Valentines Day
To all the lovers out there makin' love in Loveland. Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1162521026272832192006-11-02T18:23:00.000-08:002006-11-02T18:32:53.023-08:00Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Episode 6 - The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 6th episode of hilarious British comedy series.
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1162520988538840722006-11-02T18:22:00.001-08:002006-11-02T18:32:35.726-08:00Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Episode 5 - Scotch Mist 5th episode of hilarious British comedy series.
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1162520962641594412006-11-02T18:22:00.000-08:002006-11-02T18:32:17.036-08:00Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Episode 4 - The Apes of Wrath 4th episode of hilarious British comedy series.
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1162520065534796982006-11-02T18:07:00.000-08:002006-11-02T18:46:10.513-08:00Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Episode 2 - Hell Hath Fury 2nd episode of hilarious British comedy series.
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1162519487408591702006-11-02T17:57:00.000-08:002006-11-02T18:45:59.076-08:00Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - Episode 1 1st episode of hilarious British comedy series.
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1162508456879007622006-11-02T15:00:00.000-08:002006-11-02T15:05:34.183-08:00Garth Marenghi - I'm A One Track Lover
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1162410653498727022006-10-31T11:50:00.000-08:002006-11-02T15:06:57.813-08:00Heat Vision and Jack
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1161362517903904962006-10-20T09:41:00.000-07:002006-11-01T09:47:42.103-08:00Tripod
An oldie but a goodie.Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1161102641763048312006-10-17T09:30:00.000-07:002006-10-17T09:40:42.030-07:00David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition!
Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1158347155165123682006-09-15T08:42:00.000-07:002006-09-15T12:05:55.426-07:00Dear Nintendo, Your Wii is Smelling More and More Like AssAt the start of the year, I lauded Nintendo for their radical and groundbreaking 'Revolution' concept. As a casual gamer, one of my favorite experiences is introducing and sharing my video game experience with friends, family and co-workers. However, my interest has severely waned as name changes, price gouging, suspect timing of this consoles release and other nitpicky crap have reared Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1156477857411390532006-08-24T20:47:00.000-07:002006-09-15T13:10:15.366-07:00EARTH MAN
I HAVE TRAVELED FROM AN INCREDIBLLY DISTANT STAR TO OBSERVE THE WAYS OF YOUR PLANET. YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF REPRESENTING YOUR ENTIRE RACE AS MY SAMPLE SUBJECT. WHISPERING IS FUTILE! THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL!
DO NOT SPEAK TO ME! DO NOT ALTER YOUR NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY. YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORITE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE TO BE JUDGED. IGNORE MY PRESENCE AND GONealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1152221847482649872006-07-06T14:27:00.000-07:002006-07-06T15:28:15.943-07:00Sony gets out shovels to dig a grave so deep, 'so even God cannot save us.'
A new billboard advert for Sony's white PSP has caused consternation across the US videogaming community. Long ago, Sony used to make really amazingly cool ads instead of simply kicking up controversy.
"Disruption is the art of asking better questions, challenging conventional wisdom and overturning assumptions and prejudices that get in the way of imagining new possibilities and visionary Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1152214436156291242006-07-05T10:53:00.000-07:002006-07-06T15:28:52.606-07:00National Geographic foregoes science to post truth!Noah's Ark Discovered in Iran: The debate
by: Ima Luzincred
for National Geographic News
July 4, 2006
High in the mountains of northwestern Iran, a Christian archaeology expedition has discovered a rock formation that its members say resembles the fabled Noah's ark.
"It looks uncannily like wood," said Robert Cornuke, president of the Bible Archaeology Search and Exploration Institute (BASE)Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1151945919696464212006-07-03T09:08:00.000-07:002006-07-03T10:11:52.700-07:00The bedding endorsed by government-owned murders
Pressure-relieving material is the heart and soul of all of Temper-Rest® Scandinavian Mattresses which has helped us become today’s high-tech alternative to the 80-year-old innerspring mattress design. This breakthrough in sleep technology was originally developed for NASA as a coffin insert for their Space Shuttle series of death machines.
After nearly a twenty years and billions of Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1151538176263935372006-06-28T16:35:00.000-07:002006-06-28T16:43:20.850-07:00My fear of mustard and pickles is ruining my lifeIt rarely gets funnier than this.
If I were high, unemployed and home watching this stuff on my couch, I would never want to do anything else. Regardless of your stance on politics or religion; we must all agree that we are a seriously fucked up place when you have the luxury of being terrified of balloons, mustard and pickles.Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1151450833996536322006-06-27T16:10:00.000-07:002006-06-27T16:27:14.023-07:00ATTENTION CHILDREN: Skin monster to come for you whilst you sleep
During a press conference in Monterrey, Mexico on June 26, 2006, local urban legend, 'The Skin Monster' tells children and medium sized animals that "I will be coming for you whilst you lie sleeping. GWAAAAAAARRRRRR!"
The Skin Monster weighed 1,235 pounds when he was last in captivity back in January 2003. Most people had wondered how it was possible for him to be so adjile, able to eat Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1151449714570350992006-06-27T15:41:00.000-07:002006-06-27T16:08:34.620-07:00King Awesome makes surprise visit from Shit Mountain
Prominent King Awesome offers up his best 'Fonz' impersonation in support of his Awesome Endowment for the Awesomeless, at a press conference at the foot of Shit Montain, Iraq Tuesday, June 27, 2006. (AP Photo/Khalid Mohammed)Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1150956819690076342006-06-21T23:13:00.000-07:002006-06-21T23:37:56.730-07:003am in PDXNealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1150956802083142652006-06-20T23:12:00.000-07:002006-06-22T08:08:30.706-07:00Why I smokeNealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1150956353516666492006-06-19T23:05:00.000-07:002006-06-22T08:08:11.446-07:00Why I don't do dishesNealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1150955428766655102006-06-18T22:49:00.000-07:002006-06-22T08:07:53.613-07:00Mrs. Butterworth vs Henry Weinhard'sNealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1150954565359938312006-06-17T22:35:00.000-07:002006-06-22T08:07:36.990-07:00Waiting for the unemployment checkNealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1150516097413766952006-06-16T20:48:00.000-07:002006-06-16T21:00:21.806-07:00Host: Knock Knock...
Guest: Who's there?
Host: Kick in the nuts!
Guest: Kick in the nuts who?
enjoy...Nealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11499243.post-1149541062997930692006-06-05T12:38:00.000-07:002006-06-05T13:57:48.860-07:00Hasslehoff's Blow Out Boxart Extravaganza!I currently work in the internet department for a video retailer. Part of my job is to make sure that we are using the proper boxart for titles within our stores. We had one rabbid 'Hasslehoff-movie-renting-customer' complaining that we were using the wrong boxart for his stellar action movie 'Bail Out.' When I investigated the matter, there seemed to be endless varieties of boxart imagery forNealobushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10146752958973748037noreply@blogger.com0